I fucking hate how fast time flies and that whole snipliginz. It really is true that if you have too much fun you die because life went by 100 times faster. I can’t imagine how hugh hefner is still alive. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate how underrated the Care Bear cousins are. They all have special powers. The care-bears all have just personalities that their stomach tells of. So. In a fight you have a care bear vs a care bear that has a super power. They should just take over the show and make the bitch normal ones a slave. They can all do the care bear stare so what gives? ~ wakasm
I fucking hate how metrocards have this inane ability to just fucking vanish if they are a weekly – monthly – yearly card yet the moment you cancel it or the time runs out… it walks back into your room and says “That was a long game of Hide-And-Seek, your turn buddy!”. I swear I lose more money on lost metrocards that are mysteriously in places that I find afterwards than on strippers! ~ wakasm
I fucking hate how tweemesifeiar isn’t a word. It fucking should be. It should mean there is a beetle inside your big toe. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate that Hanukah-Quanzah-Xmas – Cellular commercial because there is a hot girl that only gets to sing 2 seconds of the song and she is naked behind the cell phone, but they instead they cut to the stupid Indian guy who rings the bell for like 20 seconds and the Tiny Tim kid with the dumbass accent to say “This wil be the best chrismashanukaquanza EVAR!” ~ wakasm
I fucking hate religion religiously. In fact I am making my religion to hate anyone religious for whatever reason. The reason being is they always let religion fuck whatever up at the worst time. Especially females. I don’t care if god DID tell you to not have sex – have no sex when you are done going out with me. You had sex before I walked into your life… god didn’t say shit then! What the fuck! ~ wakasm
I fucking hate Head and Shoulders as I fucking have Dandruff and I used Head and Shoulders Daily. They are fucking liars and officially am changing to something fruity smelling as the above advertised product does shit for me. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate dandruff. Its actually fun to play with if you are bored in class but I always have it at the worst times like job interviews and what not. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate how Bush is running our country right now and I especially hate how a majority of the country somehow actually voted for him. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate how long my kitchen has been light-bulb-less. Three people live in my apartment and not ONE of us has gone to Home-Depot to buy the special light that is for the kitchen. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate, and I say FUCKING HATE, people who constantly IM you “Hi.” “Hello” “Hello?” “You there?” and keep on fucking nagging over and over – EVEN WHEN AN AWAY MESSAGE IS BLASTING IN THEIR FACE! And still wonder if you are there or not. TAKE A FUCKING CLUE! If I do not respond I am either not there or there and ignoring you which is the exact same as not being there. Again I ask god to kill more people. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate some of my stupid ass students who know I am going to give them a 10 minute warning to their test yet they constantly ask when there is 12 minutes to go “what time is it?”. GOD. Wait 2 fucking minutes and you are going to get to know the time or wear a fucking watch! Seriously. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate all the cam-whore-followers and guys that go to rate these “girls” who all try to be tough with their Ski-hat or Sideways Cap or shirtless selves and then try to act like every girl on the site is fucking hot or their equal. They all say the same stupid shit and may god strike them down with lemon grenades that not only blow their body parts to opposite ends of the earth but hurt their eyes because lemons hurt eyes – common sense. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate the cam-whore online bang-me users who ONLY go online for attention and not really to make friends. Then what do they do? When they have 9321 “yes” votes and a 98% of hotness rating? They do the – oh, I don’t think I’m pretty routine – which they just get your compliment and respond “Thanks hun!” or “Awwww – huggers” or some other lame crap that they don’t put any thought into what so ever. Luckily I am smarter to get their attention half the time… but still… ~ wakasm
I fucking hate ugly girls with huge breasts. I can’t even pretend I am not looking at their breasts because if I look up I see their ugly face and subconsciously I look back down to their breasts. Damn. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate Ridgewood – only because I don’t have a car and because how much Matt makes a scene about how I don’t go to Ridgewood that I have to feel obligated to GO to Ridgewood. I could love Ridgewood if it wasn’t over where it is and maybe over here… oh well, I’m an Astorian now! ~ wakasm
I fucking hate EB Games and Software Etc as they have forgotten about us “Walk-in” customers who actually just walk by the store to buy a game and they say “Do you have it reserved?”. No, I don’t have it fucking reserved, I didn’t know was coming here today, I wasn’t planning on buying this game originally but I have more money to spend than I thought, so let me buy the fucking game please!? They respond, “I’m sorry, but we do not sell games to customers here anymore unless you have it reserved – good day…” – WHAT THE FUCK!? They are turning down a customer… and they have done it so many times that they easily have lost 500 dollars on me alone which went to Video Game Buddy who actually sells games to customers. Asses. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate when you somehow misplace your remote control for your television/DVD player/whatever in the radius that you are lying so comfortably in and you frantically search for the remote – oftentimes getting up and moving EVERYTHING in your room and area making a mess everywhere just to find the thing so you can change the channel. When you actually DO find it, you realize you could have just moved and actually just did it manually, which would have been less effort, but you instead wasted all that effort to win back your laziness…. I know you all do this too, don’t try to hide it. I also fucking hate how when you come to this realization you actually despise the fact of doing it manually, as if you are actually above doing such a low thing as changing the channel manually. Good fucking grief. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate – and really fucking hate Deli’s that put mayo on BOTH sides of a hero, as when you bite the hero the meat just slips out of the sandwich leaving you with a LOT of mayo and bread with meat on your lap/plate/paper/whatever… no more! I will put an end to it if it’s the last thing I do! ~ wakasm
I fucking hate wireless routers when they decide to connect you to another wireless router that ISN’T yours for no apparent reason what so ever. May wireless live in shame for ever doing that to ME! ~ wakasm
