I fucking hate Juan for not telling me if it is a Juan that I know or if it is a random fucking Juan. Maybe its not really a Juan at all but some stupid animal who got a hold of his stupid masters computer emailing me, which in turn would be cooler than it being a Juan that I don’t know. Fuck – at least tell me WHO you are! Sign in the god damn forums or something. Nice email though. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate when I am waiting in line (Name of stablishment here) and it smells like someone has never heard a shower. Seriously people a bar is soap is just 99cents just tell me wholls and I will run to the Deli and buy you some Dove or something. ~ Juan
I fucking hate Bush. I really fucking hate Bush. In fact, it might be a crime to say how much I fucking hate Bush so <insert any really really bad thing you could do to a Commander In Chief here>. If you don’t vote Kerry then anything that I feel can happen to Bush should happen to u too. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate hairy girls. I especially fucking hates “hairy girls with shitty excuse, such as ‘I’m hairy because I’m <insert nationality that applies here>’. The next time I hear a girl say ‘I’m hairy because I’m Italian’ I’m going to punch her and say ‘I punch hairy females because I’m half Cuban. ~ EmCee
I fucking hate how Mikey claims to “fucking hate all you losers who don’t email me what YOU hate nor do you ask the same questions that Louise does. I need more fucking things to hate and I am sure most of you would do if I got to know you.” Yet I’ve mailed about 15 fucking hates that he’s never posted. ~ EmCee
I fucking hate when douches still his fucking gate key in FFXI online ~ Michael
I fucking hate bed bugs. ~ Michael
I fucking hate falling off chairs. ~ Michael
I fucking hate people on online forums because Logic as a Weapon is just useless against them as they really are just some of the stupidiest people ever. If I could, I would wish my super hero power would be to hunt these annoyingly stupid individuals down, starting with anyone that says w00t, l33t, pwnd, lame,haxor, and noob. I think if god granted me this gift from the HEAVENS, then I would in all seriousness be doing justice not just for myself, but for all Men in the world as 90% of all these people are boys/men from the ages 11-26…. In this way the population of the world goes from about 6 billion to perhaps 4 billion, leaving way more females than males making for less competition and idiotic masculinity, everyone would get laid, lesbians could be lesbians and left alone coz all the men would be having sex, and more females would play video games through natural evolution making all the men happier. That and there would be more jobs, meaning more money and better lifestyles. Homeless people could now work at McDonalds, the McDonalds people could upgrade to desk jobs, and you can see how this chain is better. In fact, in most cases, when I want to kill people it will be better for all. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate how people dislike Howard Stern when they listen to him more than me… I mean seriously people. If you don’t like to listen or watch something, just turn It off, it’s common sense. However, do NOT come to me and list 10 things you hate about a show or radio show when I haven’t even seen it enough to follow your hates. Bottom line: I don’t care and I hate you and I like howard better than you and I wish I knew him instead of you – die by AIDS or something quicker like a decapitation, please. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate how infomercials really really really want to make me buy crappy items. I actually called to learn about the nose-hair trimmer… how stupid can I get? ~ wakasm
I really fucking hate how if you don’t answer on instant messenger – someone will undoubtedly follow up with an “Are you there???” and not with one question mark, oh no! They have to emphasize their query with THREE question marks. Then if you do not respond to that well, god damn, that doesn’t prove you actually aren’t there, then comes the “Mike?” as If saying my name is going to now summon me to respond when I am not at the computer or responding. I swear to god, next time someone asks me if I’m am there I am just going to respond with a no and let the persons logical nerves that rest in their obviously rotting brain if truly I am NOT there or maybe they can use some of the common sense they were lacking to begin with to deduce that I had to have been there to respond no. IDIOTS, ~ wakasm
I fucking hate how SOWHA tells me I am an idiot. Wait a fucking idiot were her words. Oh yeah they asked me tutor their son too…. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate how the Clancys LIVE by AOL which has AIDS, but they like the AIDS very much, so much that they want me to get AIDS too. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate how Collin only has one L in his name. He should have been a girl instead named Molly. Wait. Moly by Clancy logic. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate when you gotta take a huge shit in a public bathroom and like, the doors are all nasty and the locks don’t work and then when you finally convince yourself the shit is gonna win and you are going to use the nasty bathroom due to no choice in the matter, someone walks into the bathroom to take a piss that you know and it makes you either leave or wait and pretend to piss coz you really don’t want them knowing you are about to take a shit in the bathroom from germ hell. That shit is suspenseful, especially if you MAKE it into the stall to take a shit, and fucking you hold your breath when someone comes in because you think that they can tell who you are by how you breath. Fucking funny though. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate the fact that everyone who likes Requiem for a Dream is a pothead. I haven’t done drugs, and I don’t need that movie to tell me why I don’t do drugs. Meanwhile, everyone who likes the movie, and does drugs, STILL does drugs. ~ EmCee
I fucking hate girls who say ‘I like you… but I have a boyfriend’ If you can say that, imagine how you’re going to feel when you have to say you like someone, but you have a husband. If you can say that, I don’t want your ass anyway. ~ EmCee
I fucking hate people who ask ‘Don’t you think you’re going to regret that tattoo when you get older?’ – I’m fucking old enough to get the tattoo, and if I don’t regret it now, I’m not going to regret it later. (Funny how everyone who asks that question doesn’ t even have a tattoo of their own. Maybe they are afraid of commitment!?) ~ EmCee
I fucking hate socks in sandals ~ Marina
