I fucking also hate that some douche named Tyler The Creator won over Wiz Khalifa. Who the fuck is he? I've never even fucking heard of him. I don't like Wiz Khalifa, but I have to admit, his Black And Yellow song is fire. He shoulda won. ~
I fucking hate that people like Lady Gag-a and Justin Bitchber won at the VMAs over people like Bruno Mars and Eminem. WTF. They have no talent whatsoever. I can't understand why people love Lady Gag-a and Bitchber so much. They fucking suck! All Lady Gag-a is is a Madonna ripoff. They both wore out their fucking welcome. Bruno Mars should have gotten a fucking award for his Grenade song. That shit is the bomb (No pun intended) Nobody recognizes real talent anymore. And it's sad. ~ Speed Demon
I fucking hate Kenan Thompson. He was never funny on All That, on Kenan and Kel, and he's not funny now. How the hell did he land a gig on SNL? I wish someone would throw his ass in a casket, put him in a cremator and burn his fat ass alive. ~
I hate that I've learned to accept the fact that I'm selling away hours of my life that I will never get back for money that I need, but don't really love. ~
I fucking hate that someone stole my PS2. It was one of the few fucking things that gave me joy and now it's fucking gone. And I can't afford to buy a fucking nother one. You wanna know what's so fucked up about it? Someone within the household stole it and sold it. I can't even trust my own fucking family now! It's sad. DAMMIT! ~
I fucking hate that tomorrow seems so fucking far away. ~
I fucking hate, hate, hate my husband!! Asshole! ~
I fucking hate being poor. Nothing sucks more than wondering when your next meal is coming because food stamps just isn't fucking enough. I fucking hate having to borrow money from people and then have to worry about paying them back. I'm sick of it all. ~
I fucking hate lung cancer. It took my grandmother away from me. ~
I fucking hate teaching children of ignorant parents who think you are their babysitter to boss around and make demands of. Eat shit! I started out wanting to share a love of knowledge with these kids... now i just want them to evaporate. ~ Sir
I fucking hate coffee. The most vile disgusting drink ever. I can't understand for the life of me why people go to Starbucks and spend like 7 or 8 bucks on a cup of that revolting shit. Fuck coffee ~ Speed Demon
I fucking hate combs. I'm tender headed so combs really fucking hurt! ~
I fucking hate when my boyfriend makes me do sick stuff. A few days ago he made me eat his ass, which wasn't too bad but then he farted in my face and started laughing. He pees on me in the shower and also makes me drink his pee. Tommorow he will shit all over my face :( ~ A dumb girl
I fucking hate when people make me mad. I swear, certain people on this earth are here to do one thing; Make me fucking mad. I wish they'd fucking die. Seriously. Just fucking die. ~
I fucking hate that the Yankees lost to the fucking Red Sox again. This is fucking embarrassing! But you know what? That's okay. They may have won, but none of that means shit in the post season! Plus, they don't have as many championships as the Yanks. So no matter how many times you beat the Yankees, you still don't have more championships than us! ~ Speed Demon
I hate the fucking Mexican shemale whore I fucked who gave me gonherrea. We were having a good time, fucking and sucking each other, then today I woke up with a burning penis. I hope she gets deported, the fucking tranny whore. ~ Bob Patterson
I fucking hate rice. With the exception of fried rice and cheesy rice, I fucking hate rice. Especially white rice. It feels like maggots in my mouth! ~
I fucking hate that stupid long winded hate below me. And I thought I made long rants. Jeez! ~ Speed Demon
I hate LucySaturday, August 6, 2011
Why I Hate Lucy
Google Doodle of Lucy, whining
Lucille Ball was born 100 years ago today, and Google is celebrating with a clever video Doodle that reminds us how much we all hated her.
It reminds *me* of that, anyway. What you are reminded of is your own business.
The Google Doodle is a compendium of Lucy's most horrid moments:
* Lucy bawling "Waaaaaaah! We might as well face it, Ricky, I'm a big fat flop." (She's right!)
* Lucy seemingly baffled by the sight of a friend singing in a passably pleasant manner, then jumping in to screech like a dumb crow.
* Lucy proving incompetent at grape-smashing, a task requiring nothing more than balance and a bit of modest endurance. Lucy has neither.
* Lucy and Ethel proving equally incompetent at wrapping candy -- so incompetent that they stuff their faces and bras with chocolates. Everyone's favorite scene!
Gee, how could they leave out Vitameatavegamin?
I was horrified by those episodes even when I first saw them as a child. I would actually run from the room, cringing, to avoid watching Lucy humiliate herself again. She made me feel demeaned and humiliated just to be watching. How could somebody be so stupid and craven as Lucy?
She is supposed to be EveryWoman -- the clown in all of us. But to me, the Lucy of "I Love Lucy" is not a clown but an idiot -- an idiot who is not clever, attractive, amusing, charming, or even likable. Her voice is the piercing squeal of bad brakes. In every show she reverts to the same dumb trick, getting into trouble and then trying to hide it from Ricky, from her boss, or from whomever is unlucky enough to be in the vicinity.
And every show ends up with Lucy bawling in her hideous, blubbering way, while Ricky looks on in dismay. As well he should! His life partner is literally good for nothing, as she herself admits. (Ricky can't think of anything she's good at, either. He's right!) That's entertainment!
Lucille Ball in a 'glamour' photo with red hair and phony eyebrows
On top of all that we must endure the notion that "everybody" loved Lucy. "Lucy was one of us," simpered Time magazine in 1998. "The show has the timeless perfection of a crystal goblet."
Phagh! I not only do not love Lucy, I hate her for setting the stage for every bad TV sitcom and horrid laugh track to come. Lucy's pathetic escapades must be accompanied not by chuckles or guffaws but by SHRIEKS of laughter. SHRIEKS!!! Her stupidity is so HILARIOUS!!!
And of course, we must also salute Lucy for being pregnant on TV -- the moment that broke down all of TV's old taboos and opened the door to sex talk from Jerry Springer and hookups with Snooki. Hooray!
Look, Lucy doesn't need my love. She made her mark and got rich doing it. Somebody liked her. But I feel I must file this minority report, if only so that future generations will realize that not everyone was insane.
The only silver lining is that by the time Lucy's 200th birthday celebration comes around, I too will be dead and won't have to endure it. Waaaaaaaah!
~ Lucy H8R
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