I fucking hate the kids down my hallway. First there's Alvin who's fat, gay, flamboyant, drunk and loud. Then there's his butt-buddy Brian who appears to be a grown man nearing his 30's when he's actually a priss bitch that runs up and down the hallways chasing Alvin. When he's not flirting with Alvin he's busy being loud and drunk. His favorite activites inclues POUNDING on doors until someone opens up.
Then there's wigger fucker who loves to piss all over the seat and always forgets to flush.
Then there's Dan who spends 30 minutes in the shower hacking up mucus and spitting loogies as loud as he can.
Then there's "Cue-ball" as I call him since I don't know his name. The other day I saw him walking around the parking-lot handing out tickets. Fucking narc, I got two tickets this semester already.
The rest are just fucking losers who don't know how to flush or aim or hold their booze. Everyone says my building is the worst to live in. I agree. At least there's plenty of asian girls. There's also this one Indian chick who's somethin else...thank god there's pussy around here or I woulda killed someone by now. And thank god my roomates pretty chill. ~ jimmy
