I fucking hate that when you have tissues ready – your nose runs. When you need to sneeze however… you have no tissues and you somehow sneeze up your lung and it lands on the wall across your room (or worse, in your car you decide to sneeze with no tissue and you get a huge goober on the steering wheel!) so then you prepare yourself for the next sneeze with tissues! Sadly – to your fucking dismay – the sneeze never comes and your nose just goes back to running again. Life does suck. ~ wakasm
