I fucking hate when you gotta take a huge shit in a public bathroom and like, the doors are all nasty and the locks don’t work and then when you finally convince yourself the shit is gonna win and you are going to use the nasty bathroom due to no choice in the matter, someone walks into the bathroom to take a piss that you know and it makes you either leave or wait and pretend to piss coz you really don’t want them knowing you are about to take a shit in the bathroom from germ hell. That shit is suspenseful, especially if you MAKE it into the stall to take a shit, and fucking you hold your breath when someone comes in because you think that they can tell who you are by how you breath. Fucking funny though. ~ wakasm
